YOUR HEAD
Barman Noes
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IDENTITY REVEALED! PENISMAN EXPOSED!--wait whatCollapse )

saveddraft brings back memories!
suck it Harvey
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The 7 Reasons why you are the way you are now. (God help us all..)
Turkelton
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Do you ever try to think back to something within your childhood (besides your parents) for things that might have been why you're so screwed n the head? This might be one of them. And let's not even start about the whole head trauma section. Oh no. Now, let's dig into this while you still have your head in order and aren't in jail for child endangerment.Collapse )

I worry about my sanity, but then THIS happens 8D
8U
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Titus muse is trying to Counterattack July muse...
<3
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WHO DIES FIRST?
Charvolution
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Silver says:

FFFFF

FFFFFF

FFFF

FFF

FFF

FFF

FFF

F

=Ketty= says:

OKAY

WTF

YOU JUST SPAMMED THE HELL OUTTA ME

Silver says:

FFFFFFFFF

>8D

FEAR MY F'S OF FURY

*almost typed furry

=Ketty= says:

XD

So.

You have Furry F's now?

Silver says:

8|

yes

MAY MY F'S STAY FURRY

*GOES SEASAME STREET ON YOU*

TODAYS LETTER IS THE LETTER F

F IS FOR FURRY

AND BOY

ARE MINE FFUURRY

=Ketty= says:

...

why do you have this nature to just make everything sound wrong?

You've like

the living rule 34

Silver says:

>8D AND IM DAMN PROUD OF IT!

=Ketty= says:

thats

thats just super

Silver says:

Now...

why did I log on...

?

I forgot

=Ketty= says:

OH JESUS

WE JUST TALKED ABOUT THIS

Silver says:

We talked about Jesus?

=Ketty= says:

dfjghdfd

no

xD

Over the phone

How you were in a crisis

but the battery was dying

so we'd talk it over msn

Silver says:

Oh yeah

you were having a panic attack because of your phone anxiety

XD

Sorry

but that was funy

*funnuy

*FUNY

AKJBGFHjg

SCREW IT

=Ketty= says:

....ORZ

Silver says:

Now

what were we talking about

=Ketty= says:

OH MOTHER OF FUCK KILL ME

Silver says:

WAIYT

*WAIT

I have meebo

you have msn

HOW DOES THAT WORK

=Ketty= says:

Because meebo's a host for everything

8|

Silver says:

oh

now what were we talking about?

=Ketty= says:

*SHOTS MISSLES AT OYU*

*YOU

Silver says:

shots?

=Ketty= says:

shoots

ib

sgfdkjg

you know what I mean

my keyboard's horrible

8|

Silver says:

either that

or you have been experiancing handgasms!

=Ketty= says:

...

what

Silver says:

HANDGASMS!

EXCALIBURRRRR

EXCALLLIBBUUUR

=Ketty= says:

OK

I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT ANYMORE

Silver says:

that reminds me

what were we talking about?

=Ketty= says:

dfghggjgsjkgnjhgt

*SHOOTS SELF INSTEAD*

Silver says:

*pheonix downs you*

=Ketty= says:

8|;;;;

um

...thanks

but

I kinda wanted

to

you know

whatever

lets just talk about

Silver says:

ALIENSTHEY BE STEALING KUA VIRGINITYYYY

=Ketty= says:

...

what

the fuck

are

you

talking

ABOUT

Kua's not a virgin anyways!

Silver says:

...

8|

WHO TOOK IT

ILL KILL THEM

8|

=Ketty= says:

SHES DEAD

Silver says:

...

TOO BAD

=Ketty= says:

..

one of these days

Silver says:

8D

=Ketty= says:

oh

oh god

what now

Silver says:

I HAD A BREAKTHROUGH

You know how you don't want any of your chars raped?

(maybe Kappa)

(but he deserves it)

=Ketty= says:

........

why do I have this feeling you bought crack

Silver says:

*D

.

ksjfhsg

*D

8D

=Ketty= says:

.......

Silver says:

WHERES THE CRACK?

=Ketty= says:

*IN MAH POCKET*

Silver says:

*MOLESTS FOR CRACK*

YOU LIED

8|

ALL I SEE IS OREGONO

8|

=Ketty= says:

..

*HEADDESKS*

Silver says:

8D

=Ketty= says:

Silver..

Silver says:

YES MY LOVE

=Ketty= says:

.....

*FACEPALMS*

yep crack

You're status message....

it's..

it's making me think you're one of them build-a-bear sayings

but

...

it's almost burning my retinas

Silver says:

WITH LOOOOOVOOOVE

=Ketty= says:

lovoe>

?

Silver says:

LOVOE IS THE NEW LOVE

IJhgfg

HAHHHHHHHH

YOU SPAMED MY COMp

IT LAGS WITH THE PASSION OF A THOUSAND SUNS

=Ketty= says:

WTF ARE YOU -TALKING- ABOUT>!

Silver says:

8D<3

IM TALKING ABOUT...

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP

NEVER GONNA RUN AROUDNNNDNDN

AND HURT YOU

=Ketty= says:

OH GOD

OHGOOOOD

NOT AGAIN

NOT THIS AGAIN

I THOUGHT I CURED YOU

D*8!!

YOUR RICK ASTLEY MUSE IS TALKING OVER, SIL!

fkjghfdhfdg

Silver says:

NEVER GONNA MAKE OYU CRY!

NEVER GONNA SAY GOOD BYEEEE

=Ketty= says:

*stuffs tail into mouth to stop form biting you to death*

*because her ears are gonna bleed*

Silver says:

ADMIT IT!

MY SINGING IS GREAT!

JUST LIKES WISCONSIN CHEESE!

AND THATS WHY I NEVER WEAR PANTS!

=Ketty= says:

...

OH

OH NO

DONT YOU START UP -THiS!

Silver says:

WOULD OYU LIKE TO HEAR MY LEGEND>

?

=Ketty= says:

NO

Silver says:

BUT I

=Ketty= says:

NO

Silver says:

EXCALIBUUUR

=Ketty= says:

OH GOD AND HERE WE GO WITH THE SINGING AGAIN

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BANG BANG
Charvolution
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BANG BANG

CHU CHU TRAIN

MONSTER THAT LIVES

DOWN-THE-DRAIN

CANT BEAT IT

CANT TOP IT

WERE GONNA HAVE A BRAWL TONIGHT

OH

WORK IT

RUN IT

ITS OUTTA SIGHT

LINK GOT PWNED AT THE BRAWL

THATS RIGHT

HEY HEY

BANG BANG

CHU CHU TRAIN

OH CRAP

I LOSE

SO YOU LOSE TOO
WHATS THAT?

DANM I THOUGHT YOUD SHOOT

HEY BLOO

WHAT MAC?

I THOUGHT OF A GAME

OH DAMN

LOOK AT THAT

I LOST AGAIN

OHHHH....

BANG BANG

CHU CHU TRAIN

DEDEDE

JUST LOST THE GAME
MAI BOI
UR BOI

HOSHI-'S THA WURD

DONT LOOK NOW

BUT FOX JUST HEARD

HE TOOK OUT HIS BLASTER

AND SHOT FALCON

COS HE SAID

"I LOVE KRYSTAL!"

AND THAT WAS THE END

OH BANG BANG

CHU CHU TRAIN

LOOK WHO CAME IN

FROM OUTER SPACE

ITS R PAL GORDON

TO DEFEND OUR RACE

NARUTOOO

JUST KISSED SASUKE

HERE ARE THE FANGIRLS

TO SEE THOSE GAYS

THE YURI FANGIIIRLS

JUST SHOT THEM TO HELL

BUT YAOI FANGIiiiRLS, JUST CALL

THE PRISM RANGUHS FA HELP

Then they dropped down from the sky

In all they're pride

They're Rainbow Outfits

Flying in Style

"PRISM RANGER RED!"
HE STARTED TOO SCREAAAM

THEN, Rozalin, WELL HEY YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

BANG BANG

CHU CHU TRAIN

MONSTER THAT LIVES

DOWN-THE-DRAIN

CANT BEAT IT

CANT TOP IT

WERE GONNA HAVE A BRAWL TONIGHT!

BANG BANG CHU CHU TRAIN~

OH HEY HEY

BANG BANG CHU CHU TRAIN~

ZELDAAAA

JUST CAME ON IN

GONNA TAKE GANONDORF

FOR A SPIN

BUT GOT BITCH SLAPPED

BY PRINCESS PEACH

NOT MY FAULT TOAD FUCK'D UP HER BEACH

KIIIRRRBY JUST FLEW ON BY

PIIIIIT

SHOOTIN' ARROWS IN THE SKY

MARIOOO

THROWIN' FLAMES

LUIGI, HIDIN' IN SHAAAA-

HEEEEY! THAT'S -MAMA- LUIGI

...

BANG BANG

CHU CHU TRAIN

MONSTER THAT LIVES

DOWN-THE-DRAIN

CANT BEAT IT

CANT TOP IT

WERE GONNA HAVE A BRAWL TONIGHT!

BANG BANG CHU CHU TRAIN~

OH HEY HEY

BANG BANG CHU CHU TRAAAAIN~

OH HEY HEY

BANG BANG CHU CHU TRAIN~

(thiiiss iiiss brrrawwwlll)

BANG BANG CHU CHU TRAAAAIINN!!

(players choose your character!)

CHU~ CHU~

BAANG BAAAAAAAANG~

BANG BANG CHU CHU TRAIN!!!

(ready...set....brawl!)

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LOLWUT
YAY
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NOTE:

 

Any hints about sexuality or relationships in here may or may not be true. Some of them are in there to throw you off the real scents, so watch out! >D
                                                                                 


First, number your main characters:

1. Ketsueki
2. Oshie
3. Tegro
4. Purro
5. Kappa Gamma
6. Pixzel

Question 1
3(Tegro) invites 4(Purro) and 1(Ket) to a party at their place. What would the scene be at the end of the night?

Oh God...Oh sweet mother of God....NO. HELL NO. I WILL NOT ALLOW THOSE INNOCENT GIRLS TO GO TO TEG-

Ket: Is this where the party is...?
Purro: I think so.. *knocks on door*

Tegro: *hides box of wine...and other things* Coming~!

OMG...I FAIL AS A CREATOR AND PROTECTOR ;___;

I'm sorrry *holds gun to head, but is epicly punched because I didn't clench my teeth*

 

Question 2

-KG


2(Oshie) and 6(Pix) somehow wind up locked in a room together. How does the conversation go?
Oshie:....
Pix: ....
Oshie:.... So...do you like always hanging onto Igonai's back?
Pix: Fuck this is boring. LETS GO HAVE TEA AND COOKIES OSHIE-SEMPAI~!

Question 3
You sneak a peek in 5(Kappa Gamma)'s diary. What does the latest entry say?
Dear Diary,
lyek omg, today I rerouted Purro's curcuits. She keeps on refusing to be a weapon of mass destruction and instead wants to love everyone. I checked her database and I think Tegro's been messing around with her programming so she'd act drunk for him. GAH.

Wow, that was a waste of time 8D Let's go torture the litle brat with freyed wires!

Question 4
2(Oshie) is invited to a fancy dress party; what do they go as?
Oshie: A dress....? No um.....If you hadn't noticed, I don't wear a shirt. I wouldn't wear pants if it wasn't for the fact I think Kuamaru would- nevermind. ( eff the what?)

Question 5
It's Christmas, and 4(Purro) and 6(Pix) find themselves under the mistletoe; what happens?
Purro: o//////o
Pix: o///o;; But Miss Purro...you and I are girls...
Purro: o/////////0 *is pushed to kiss Pix by Tegro*
Pix: O////////////////O MISS PUR-MPHMHDEH! *trying to break free*

Question 6
Imagine that both 1(Ket) and 3(Tegro) are in love with 5(Kappa Gamma). Who wins 5(Kappa Gamma) over, and how?
Ket:...I don't believe in relationships, especialy with that young brat. I'd rather kill him.. Tegro you win.
Tegro: But I'm a womanizer! I must have zeh womens DD'8
Ket:....How about we just ditch the little sucker and lock him Kua's closet?
Tegro: Can guns and torture be involved?
Ket: Of course.
Tegro: I'm in.

Question 7
1(Ket), 2(Oshie), 3(Tegro) and 4(Purro) are out wandering at night and stumble into a strip club; what does each end up doing?
Ket: Like hell I'd go there. No way am I taking my clothes off for strangers.
Tegro: I'm not a stranger- *SLAPPED*
Ket: Ask again and I'll take your blood sooner than you can react.
Purro: o///o I'm not going in...Tegro got me drunk last time since I didn't know what alcohol was! >//////////< Meanie.
Oshie: I don't like women selling themselves. I'm barely interested in women.

Question 8
2(Oshie) corners 1(Ket) in a dark alley; what happens?
Oshie: I'm only doing this so you don't-*is biten*
Ket: Mrrr...-w-
Oshie: Do that! *kicks off*

Question 9
5(Kappa Gamma) decides it would be a great idea to stalk 6(Pix)...naked. When 6(Pix) realises, what do they do?

Kappa: H-Honestly! I was doing research so I could make Purro as realistic as possible!
Pix: Then why the hell are you naked!?
Kappa: ....Kuamaru raped me! DDD8
Pix: ....Well then I'll have to speak with that gay bastard.
Kappa: Yaaay 8D I won't be raped anymore!
Pix: How dare he leave me out that!
Kappa: Oh noes! D8!!

Question 10
3(Tegro) and 4(Purro) are having secksytiem when 1(Ket) walks in; what are the reactions?
Ket: o/////o I saw nothing I saw nothing I saw nothing I saw nothing I saw nothing
*LEAVES, BECAUSE SHE KNOWS PURRO AND HER HATE TEGRO*
Tegro: o.o;.....YOUR WELCOME TO JOIN- Hm, she left.
Purro: *is horribly drunk* Wha..? *dizzy beyond belief and can't think*
Tegro: ^///^ Nothing, nothing.

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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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BREAKTHROUGH TIEM

HELL YEAH


So as I was spazzing to AK about~ I had a MASSIVE BREAKTHROUGH in CST

I get these alot since I am making up the story and plots (and characters details, personalities, history, ect) as I go along

*shot*

SO

I felt like I developed Ket's history, character, personality, ect ect nicely.

Same with Tegro, all thanks to AK though, and her..um....fanfics for him XD!!! (I highly suggest we put a mature content filter rating on those fanfics XDDD No matter how awesome I think she did on Tegro's character, I think I really should..um....filter them XD I guess if that were the case though, the entire thing would be blocked |DD *shotshotshot*)

SO

Purro's background. It's growing nicely. Working out the kinks and crap.
I wanted her to be a clone, but it wasn't until I watched Chobits for the third time (all episodes) that I wanted her to be part computer.
So now, Purro was cloned off of Princess Purronia [Of Time]. (Long background story I don't want to explain now, blah blah, continueing onward so I don't miss too much of Dubben).

Now, I wanted to have Ketsueki go into a marketplace area with Igonai, where'd she would find this orphaned cat(anthro of course like them).

A fight scene would break out where some Kankros (them corrupting demons they fight) and Tegro would probobly get in the way....drunk, of course (maybe a lady around his ankles*horrible*...*shotshotshotshotshot*)  And then they'd be all "SHIT WE HAVE TO PROTECT THESE PEOPLE! ....AND OUR DRUNKY FRIEND."

"LOL WUUTT *says Tegro the drunk perv that we all love, you know you love him, Don't deny~*

And then Ket would be all "FFFFFFFFFF *protects kitty* And they'd win, of course. Blah blah. Cat comes back with them, they find out he's a tech genious and use him to their advantage to build weapondry and such.

The cat's name is Kappa Gama, yes, like the Phaternities because I'm lame liek that.

So Kappa Gama tells them about this cloning he's been working on, a reason why he was living on the streets since it's costly, dangerous, and requires a lot of traveling to find the brainwaves.
If they could locate these brainwaves to their owner, they could go back in time and reverse the fact the demons took over and restore pace to their world. But doing so, they would need people of all talents, which i why they needed those from different demensions and worlds to gather and help too.

That's how Igonai brought Ket over.

And Flame brought Blaze(dead before you meet her though). They were siblings though.
And how Tegro and Oshie met. (Oh, lucky him XD!!!)
Kua will come later (my lovely little gay~ I love him so~)

SO ANYWAYS
 

Kappa tells them he can clone Princess Purronia's brainwaves and thought patterns into a replication of someone's body.
Finding nothing, they figure they need to build a body from scratch.
Kappa says that is no problem for him, he just needs the materials.

*lotsa crap I have to plan yet happens, so forthe yadda yadda, he builds Purro, tada*

So now, he programs her, and this is a run down of the basic talk:

Purro: "Am..I awake...master?"
Kappa: "Yes...but don't call me Master, Purro. I'm your friend so you call me by my name, Kappa Gama."
Purro: "Name registered, Kappa Gama. Master and Friend."
Kappa: "Hehehe, you don't have to say all tat. Just say it's a pleasure to meet you."
Purro: "It..It's a pleasure to meet you, Kappa Gama."

WHATEVER. BORING SCENE.

Tegro, sober for once, comes into the room to check on Kappa since the poor guy's been working on Purro(oh God that sounded horrible *SHOT AGAIN* ) for quite a while now wihtout leaving the room. He points to Purro (I think I better had the fact he put clothes on her, otherwise I might get like, oh Jeesus, nvm XD)

Tegro's like "Wow, she's ...she's beautiful~ Wouldn't mind sharing a drink with her anytime."
Kappa would be all "Oh, thanks, best I could do with limited parts and wires."
Tegro: "Geez, that's like a C size I tihnk."
Kappa: "D."
Tegro: "Hot damn!"
Kappa: "^^; "
Tegro: "Hey I never asked, how old are you?"
Kappa: "Huh? Me? Oh, 12 nwn"
Tegro: "YOU LITTLE PERVERT!? YOU BUILT THIS HOTTIE AT YOUR AGE!?! NOT RIGHT! I COULD BUILD HER COS IM OLD ENOUGH FOR SHIT LIKE THAT!"
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