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Any hints about sexuality or relationships in here may or may not be true. Some of them are in there to throw you off the real scents, so watch out! >D
                                                                                 


First, number your main characters:

1. Ketsueki
2. Oshie
3. Tegro
4. Purro
5. Kappa Gamma
6. Pixzel

Question 1
3(Tegro) invites 4(Purro) and 1(Ket) to a party at their place. What would the scene be at the end of the night?

Oh God...Oh sweet mother of God....NO. HELL NO. I WILL NOT ALLOW THOSE INNOCENT GIRLS TO GO TO TEG-

Ket: Is this where the party is...?
Purro: I think so.. *knocks on door*

Tegro: *hides box of wine...and other things* Coming~!

OMG...I FAIL AS A CREATOR AND PROTECTOR ;___;

I'm sorrry *holds gun to head, but is epicly punched because I didn't clench my teeth*

 

Question 2

-KG


2(Oshie) and 6(Pix) somehow wind up locked in a room together. How does the conversation go?
Oshie:....
Pix: ....
Oshie:.... So...do you like always hanging onto Igonai's back?
Pix: Fuck this is boring. LETS GO HAVE TEA AND COOKIES OSHIE-SEMPAI~!

Question 3
You sneak a peek in 5(Kappa Gamma)'s diary. What does the latest entry say?
Dear Diary,
lyek omg, today I rerouted Purro's curcuits. She keeps on refusing to be a weapon of mass destruction and instead wants to love everyone. I checked her database and I think Tegro's been messing around with her programming so she'd act drunk for him. GAH.

Wow, that was a waste of time 8D Let's go torture the litle brat with freyed wires!

Question 4
2(Oshie) is invited to a fancy dress party; what do they go as?
Oshie: A dress....? No um.....If you hadn't noticed, I don't wear a shirt. I wouldn't wear pants if it wasn't for the fact I think Kuamaru would- nevermind. ( eff the what?)

Question 5
It's Christmas, and 4(Purro) and 6(Pix) find themselves under the mistletoe; what happens?
Purro: o//////o
Pix: o///o;; But Miss Purro...you and I are girls...
Purro: o/////////0 *is pushed to kiss Pix by Tegro*
Pix: O////////////////O MISS PUR-MPHMHDEH! *trying to break free*

Question 6
Imagine that both 1(Ket) and 3(Tegro) are in love with 5(Kappa Gamma). Who wins 5(Kappa Gamma) over, and how?
Ket:...I don't believe in relationships, especialy with that young brat. I'd rather kill him.. Tegro you win.
Tegro: But I'm a womanizer! I must have zeh womens DD'8
Ket:....How about we just ditch the little sucker and lock him Kua's closet?
Tegro: Can guns and torture be involved?
Ket: Of course.
Tegro: I'm in.

Question 7
1(Ket), 2(Oshie), 3(Tegro) and 4(Purro) are out wandering at night and stumble into a strip club; what does each end up doing?
Ket: Like hell I'd go there. No way am I taking my clothes off for strangers.
Tegro: I'm not a stranger- *SLAPPED*
Ket: Ask again and I'll take your blood sooner than you can react.
Purro: o///o I'm not going in...Tegro got me drunk last time since I didn't know what alcohol was! >//////////< Meanie.
Oshie: I don't like women selling themselves. I'm barely interested in women.

Question 8
2(Oshie) corners 1(Ket) in a dark alley; what happens?
Oshie: I'm only doing this so you don't-*is biten*
Ket: Mrrr...-w-
Oshie: Do that! *kicks off*

Question 9
5(Kappa Gamma) decides it would be a great idea to stalk 6(Pix)...naked. When 6(Pix) realises, what do they do?

Kappa: H-Honestly! I was doing research so I could make Purro as realistic as possible!
Pix: Then why the hell are you naked!?
Kappa: ....Kuamaru raped me! DDD8
Pix: ....Well then I'll have to speak with that gay bastard.
Kappa: Yaaay 8D I won't be raped anymore!
Pix: How dare he leave me out that!
Kappa: Oh noes! D8!!

Question 10
3(Tegro) and 4(Purro) are having secksytiem when 1(Ket) walks in; what are the reactions?
Ket: o/////o I saw nothing I saw nothing I saw nothing I saw nothing I saw nothing
*LEAVES, BECAUSE SHE KNOWS PURRO AND HER HATE TEGRO*
Tegro: o.o;.....YOUR WELCOME TO JOIN- Hm, she left.
Purro: *is horribly drunk* Wha..? *dizzy beyond belief and can't think*
Tegro: ^///^ Nothing, nothing.

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